Doorbell.

Have you ever had girls scouts come up to your door and bat their huge eyelashes at you and ask if you want to buy some cookies?

Well, now you can yell NO and slam the door in their pudgy faces, because here is a recipe for the delightful invention called "Thin Mints"

[Inhale.]

P.S. I am allowed to talk bad about girl scouts because I used to be one. Ha.

P.S.S. I also had a dream once that they came to my door with machine guns.